jara hat ke jara bach ke..ye hai india meri jaan

Had a funny start to the weekend morning. not so funny for the other person involved in the story....was sitting on the rear seat of the bike and njoing the cool nice breeze brushing ma face...and all of a sudden.....crrrrzzzzzzzz (brakes of old dying CBZ u know )....the super tall n healthy haryana policeman standing in front of us.......
what happened uncle ??? both me n ma frnd saying in unison....though both of us knew why he had stopped us...
Show your documents he said....his voice almost as coarse as the braking noise  desribed above...
okays uncle....replied ma frnd in a candid and cool way...pretty confident that he had them all and threw an assuring look......took few min in finding out the docs from his bag strewn with (God knows what??) many other documents may be...
do it fast....otherwise i will fine you faster....  
just a sec....
ok ok show me ur Driving license....
here they are...
insurance paper...
yes sir....
bike papers...
here sir......
pollution document...
here they are sir.....
and this was all we thought....my frnd gave a wily smile kinda shrewd one.....
just at that moment the police guy retaliated.....this pollution doc has not been updated...its uptill march 2010 only....
is it??? asked my frnd.....and then in his defence...but that expired  last month only right....i will get it updated dont worry uncle...
the cop replied in reassuring way...no problem son....we will fine you right now....you can get it updated any time you want....
must have seen my frnds face at that moment......and then the voice came...go now otherwise i will see other docs in detail too..... :P :P
now was the time for some one else to throw the clever guy look....positions had changed....i was there njoing the combat though.... :)))